Saturday, November 24, 2012

Cupcakeology 2012

So, I have awesome friends.  Awesome friends with awesome ideas.  Enter Cupcakeology - an annual cupcake competition, with official tasters, prizes and all.  Brilliant.

I decided to take my favorite pie, vanilla creme with gingerbread crust (I invented that gem a couple of years ago when I tried to find a pie I'd actually like), and turn it into a cupcake.  The idea was to cut out the middle of the cupcake and put the creme inside with gingerbread cookie and whipped cream on top.  But I cooked the cupcakes a bit too long, had no more eggs to make another batch, and since I would have to cut off the edges - it became cupcake trifle instead.  Super tasty, best part is they were actually healthy (not low cal, but made with whole foods), whole wheat, no sugar (thank you honey & pure maple syrup as sugar substitutes).  And no one even would have known it had I not told them.


Did I win anything? Yes, best-looking (cupcake). 

Did I have a fantastic time?  Oh yes. 

And I had an admirer.  Mr. Right (ok, it was Wright) was so taken with me that he wouldn't eat.  I was actually more fascinating to a man than food.  That is super flattering.  Well, only when it's an adorable baby staring at me - pretty sure I'd think it was creepy coming from a grown up dude.

But it reminded me how much I love the company of children and animals.  They see you for who you really are, no pretenses or social games to worry about.  And staring is a perfectly acceptable practice.  Love it.

Saturday, November 17, 2012

No Ma'am

One of my pet peeves is being called Ma'am.  I hate it.  Really hate it. 

Picture that scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade where Harrison Ford and Sean Connery are stuck in the castle room with the Nazis barging in and Indy totally goes postal - killing all the bad guys when his dad calls him "Junior."  Yeah, I pretty much hate it like that.

Don't know why, I guess it makes me feel old.  And I don't have a better alternative to offer, because calling every woman Miss or Mrs. is certainly inappropriate, and Ms. isn't likely happen either.  Personally, I'd even prefer "hey you" to Ma'am!

But tonight at the grocery store, not only did I not get Ma'am-ed .... the checkout dude called me "young lady."  Love it.  He was super friendly too, totally made my night.  Can't remember the last time I got young lady-ed. :)